Glitter

Glitter
Villainy is an art, and I am its glitter-covered masterpiece!
Age: ???
Race: ???
Status: Alive
Affiliation: None

Origin/History

Reginald "Reggie" Gossamer, better(?) known as "Glitter", has not given an indication of where he came from or why he became a villain, which means that nobody else is likely to have that information, either. His own origin story changes with every retelling—-sometimes he was a fallen prince betrayed by his kingdom, other times a cursed warrior infused with forbidden sparkle magic. Once, he even claimed to be the discarded concept for a scrapped 'Final Fantasy' boss, brought to life by sheer determination. Regardless of the truth (if there even is one), he remains absolutely certain that his destiny is one of sparkles, doom, and dramatic lighting.

As a villain, Glitter’s goals are simple: To eliminate the color beige and bedazzle the moon. Don’t ask why.

Description/Personality

Glitter is a tall, lanky figure dressed in an overwhelming display of pink, with an outfit covered in sequins, metallic embroidery, and reflective fabric. Every movement sends light scattering from his glittery ensemble and shimmering cape, making him impossible to miss. His sleek sunglasses remain in place at all times, serving no clear purpose beyond aesthetics.

Glitter carries himself with the unwavering confidence of a legendary villain, utterly convinced of his own infamy despite the world refusing to take him seriously. Every action is performed with theatrical flair, from his dramatic entrances to the way he poses or tosses his cape before a monologue. His evil laugh is a spectacle in itself, stretching on well past the point of comfort, leaving even the most patient listeners shifting awkwardly. Despite his commitment to villainy, he is constantly met with confusion, indifference, or—worst of all—comparisons to minor RPG enemies. Nothing wounds him more than being mistaken for a random encounter, and he reacts with exaggerated outrage, insisting that he is clearly the final boss.

Abilities, Powers & Traits

Glitter Bob-Omb - A small, handheld explosive filled with glitter. It creates a harmless but infuriatingly persistent mess, ensuring that his enemies will be finding glitter in their belongings for weeks.

Everlasting Sparkle - No matter how many times he’s defeated, traces of his glitter remain everywhere—his enemies, their homes, their clothes. It’s as if he never truly leaves, haunting his foes with an eternal shimmer of inconvenience.