Imbibobot

Imbibobot
Rusted, drunk, and bent
Age: ???
Race: Robot
Status: Drunk
Affiliation: Alcoholism

Imbibobot was a battered, rusty robot that appeared in Truce in the year 350.

Its true name was Drunkman, number 76 of Dr. Wily's creations, and likely one of the strangest, since it seemed to only be designed to drink and process alcohol.

History

Year 350

• Declared a kirby named Fishspill a god when it bought a beer for the robot.
  • Believed Fishspill's story about an ethanol sea and chocolate treestumps.
  • Robbed the Truce bank when Fishspill mentioned being out of money.
  • Drug a well-meaning Skyjack into its antics when it tried to find where Fishspill had gone.
    • Skyjack took Imbibobot into the Rabite Forest and left it there at the nectar fountain.
      • Believed that it had found the Promised Land that Fishspill described.

• Imbibobot creates the religion of Alcoholism when it involves Cedeno, Jane, the reploid Prometheus, and the ranboob priest Ghostfish in its quest to get an axe and liberate treestumps in Rabite Forest from their trees.
  • Declares Prometheus and Ghostfish Deacons.
  • Cedeno gets lost in the Cave of Waterfalls and does not return.
  • Never gets around to actually chopping any trees down.